Jokes
A late show presenter went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She explained, ‘It was mid winter, snowing and cold, and we were going skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).’ They were strangers, after all and truly had never met before. The outing was fun, the skiing great, and the coffee hot. The day was uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
